Comedy Night with Louie Anderson

We went to see Louie Anderson last night at the Valley Park Funny Bone Comedy Club. He still makes me laugh after all these years. Here are a few YouTube clips featuring his comedy.

 

 

Saturday Music Featuring the New Christy Minstrels

The Preacher and the Bear

The Cat Came Back!

 

Michael Row The Boat Ashore

 

 

Green, Green

 

This Land Is Your Land

 

Cartoons for twisted People

Cartoons for twisted People                                                                       Fast Food

 

 

 
  Dog Therapy
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
  If you don't pass this along, a dog will visit your computer! Oops...guess you didn't send it fast enough!
 
 

Ducks In Heaven

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!   Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,

And although they try their best to avoid them,

The first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says,

'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to

Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

 

The next day,

The second woman steps accidentally on a duck

And along comes St. Peter,

Who doesn't miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together

With the same admonishment as for the first woman. 

The third woman has observed all this and,

Not wanting to be chained

For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,

                                VERY careful where she steps

She manages to go months Without stepping on any ducks, But One day St..Peter comes up to her With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being Chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you,

But I stepped on a
Duck.

To Pee or Not to Pee

      PEE OR NOT TO PEE.I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem).
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
So, here is my question: Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their BUTT----doing drugs while I work.
Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
I guess we could call the program "URINE OR YOU'RE OUT"!

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though. Something has to change in this country - AND SOON!



P.S. Just a thought, all politicians should have to pass a urine test too!