Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Wireless in Missouri

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City , New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100
years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. 
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Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that  followed, a
 Los Angeles , California archaeologist dug to a depth  of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside . Shortly after, a story in the LA  Times read: " California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper  cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech  communications network a hundred years earlier than the New  Yorkers." 
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One week later, a local newspaper in Ironton , MO reported the following: "After digging down about 30 feet deep in his  pasture near the community of Pilot Knob, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist  reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba therefore concluded that 300  years ago, Missouri had already gone wireless".

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Just makes a person proud to be from Missouri..........

Points to Ponder from an Email

 It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
 
We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"?
 
The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.
 
A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party
 
When blondes have more fun,do they know it?
 
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.
 
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL
 
Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
 
Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.
 
If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you
 
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
 
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
 
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.
 
Alabama state motto: 
At least we're not Mississippi
 
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
 
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population
 
"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten."
 
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
 
The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected

is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living

under the laws they've passed.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

What $4.00 gas brings to your Driveway!


What $4.00 gas brings to your Driveway!
 

 
The Smart Car  What we will be forced to drive quite soon.
But look at all of the 'great new choices' we

will have evolving from 'The SMART Car':

The Smorvette!


The Smorvette!!!

The Smaudi A3 AWD!

The Smaudi  A3 AWD

The Smamborghini!

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The Smorsche!

The Smorsche!

The Smerrari!

The Smerrari!

And last,but not least
,

The
Smustang
The Smustang!!!

LAUGHTER IS GOD'S GIFT TO US TO HELP

EASE THE PAINS OF LIFE'S TOUGH TIMES.