Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Points to Ponder from an Email

 It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
 
We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"?
 
The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.
 
A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party
 
When blondes have more fun,do they know it?
 
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.
 
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL
 
Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
 
Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.
 
If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you
 
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
 
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
 
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.
 
Alabama state motto: 
At least we're not Mississippi
 
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
 
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population
 
"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten."
 
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
 
The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected

is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living

under the laws they've passed.

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