Points to Ponder from an Email

 It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

 

We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"?

 

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

 

A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party

 

When blondes have more fun,do they know it?

 

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.

 

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL

 

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

 

Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.

 

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you

 

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

 

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

 

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

 

Alabama state motto:  At least we're not Mississippi

 

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

 

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population

 

"You know why a banana is like a politician?" "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten."

 

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

 

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected

is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living

under the laws they've passed.