After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City , New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100
years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a
Los Angeles , California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside . Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: " California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."
One week later, a local newspaper in Ironton , MO reported the following: "After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Pilot Knob, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Missouri had already gone wireless".
Just makes a person proud to be from Missouri..........