Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Favorite Christmas Carols

We all have favorite Christmas carols. Earlier I posted some twisted carols that brought me laughs and smiles. These are my favorite carols that proclaim the Reason for the season. I hope you enjoy them.

 

Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord - Boney M

 

Go Tell It On The Mountain- Jim Nabors

Adeste Fideles-Bing Crosby

O Holy Night- Charlotte Church

Joy to the World - David Archuleta and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir 

Joy To The World-Avalon

 

Monday, December 23, 2013

Comic Christmas Songs

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I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

 

 I'm Gettin Nuttin For Christmas



Santa's Stuck up in the Chimney 

 

 

Year End Letters -Garfunkel and Oates

 


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Monday, December 16, 2013

Ray Price R.I.P. January 12, 1926 – December 16, 2013

Ray Price,one of country music's legends,  passed away today. He'll be remembered for his classic country songs like "Heartaches by the Number" and "Crazy Arms". I had the privilege of seeing him in person during his prime during the early 70s.

Ray Price had one of the best stage shows I have ever seen. It was the era before synthesizers. If  an artist wanted to duplicate the sound of his LP's, he/she would have to bring along his orchestra. Like the big bands of the 1940s, Ray traveled with an orchestra. He performed in a tux...and cowboy boots. 

His concert featured his great hits...including his crossovers like "For the Good Times". His was the first concert I remember the audience rising to their feet to give him a standing ovation. Amid cries of encore...he heard someone yell out do "Danny Boy"...He pointed to them and said "Ask and you shall receive". He received another standing ovation...bowed and left the stage for the final time.

Goodbye Ray...Rest In Peace. Thanks for all the good times.

 Crazy Arms/ Heartaches by the Number



Release Me


 Night Life


Help Me Make It Through The Night - For The Good Times

  

Danny Boy















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Monday, November 25, 2013

Thanksgiving Day Forecast

 
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then near 190F. The
kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the
cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.
 
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will
slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches
on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry
sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy. A
weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire
area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the
evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers,
dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.
 
 
Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high
pressure to eat sandwiches will be established.
Flurries of leftovers can be expected both
days with a 50 percent chance of scattered
soup late in the day. We expect a warming
trend where soup develops. By early next
week, eating pressure will be low as the
only wish left will be the bone.
 
 

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Thanksgiving Jokes

  A barrel of laughs! 

 



When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?"
The first time they heard America sneeze!
 
What are unhappy cranberries called?Blueberries!
 
What's blue and covered with feathers?A turkey holding its breath!
 
What's the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?The turKEY!
 
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?Pilgrims!
 
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?Lots of drumsticks!
 
What would you call a pet squash?Call it anything you want- it won't hear you!
 
What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?Why orange you orange?
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?It was the chicken's day off!
 
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?On their feet!
 
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?He was stuffed!
 

 
What cat discovered America?Christofurry Columbus!
 
What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?Your teeth!
 
Why did they let the turkey join the band?He had the drumsticks!
 
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?Eight feather dusters!
 
What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?Beets me!
 
What's round, red, and wears a diaper?A baby cranberry! 
 
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?Your nose!
 
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?To hatchet.
 
Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?He wanted a light snack!
 
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?Plymouth Rock!
 
Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble?They never learned good table manners!
 

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween!!!



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Purple People Eater-Sheb Wooley



Monster Mash- Bobby "Boris" Pickett



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Anything Can Happen on Halloween -Tim Curry 





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Monday, October 28, 2013

Classic Halloween Music Part 3

That Old Black Magic- Peggy Lee


Superstition - Stevie Wonder

 

A Nightmare On My Street- DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince


Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show 

 


Sunday, October 27, 2013

Classic Halloween Music - Part 2

Thriller- Michael Jackson


Monster Rap- Elvira


Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer

 

 Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Classic Halloween Music


The Headless Horseman

 

The Monster Hop - Bert Convy 

 

 

 Bewitched - Steve Lawrence


Haunted House - Jumpin' Gene Simmons


 



Thursday, September 12, 2013

Boys Will Be Boys (A Mom's Nightmare)

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tie d to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.