A barrel of laughs!
When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?"
The first time they heard America sneeze!
|What are unhappy cranberries called?Blueberries!|
|What's blue and covered with feathers?A turkey holding its breath!|
|What's the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?The turKEY!|
|If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?Pilgrims!|
|What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?Lots of drumsticks!|
|What would you call a pet squash?Call it anything you want- it won't hear you!|
|What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?Why orange you orange?|
|Why did the turkey cross the road?It was the chicken's day off!|
|When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?On their feet!|
|Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?He was stuffed!|
|What cat discovered America?Christofurry Columbus!|
|What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?Your teeth!|
|Why did they let the turkey join the band?He had the drumsticks!|
|What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?Eight feather dusters!|
|What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?Beets me!|
|What's round, red, and wears a diaper?A baby cranberry! |
|What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?Your nose!|
|Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?To hatchet.|
|Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?He wanted a light snack!|
|What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?Plymouth Rock!|
|Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble?They never learned good table manners!|