You Are Not Crazy for Halloween
You are what's known as a Halloween humbug. For some reason, you really can't get into the season.
Low carb diet? Hate kids? Have an irrational fear of fake blood? Whatever it is, Halloween just isn't your bag.
Your best option is to camp out until November 1. Resist the urge to smash pumpkins and toilet paper houses.
Start your own anti-Halloween movement. If it worked for Valentine's Day, there's sure to be some takers for Halloween!