Saturday, January 26, 2013

Rednecks and the Lottery

Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling huge rolls of sod went by. 

I'm gonna do dat when I win the lottery", said Bubba.

"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.

"Send my grass out to be mowed."


Mister Ornery said...

Got a good chuckle out of this one. Our lawn isn't so much problem as the weeds that proliferate even when the grass is struggling.

Bookworm said...

Mr. O...
I agree with you...I can't seem to grow a good grassy lawn...but I grow prize winning weeds.