Thursday, September 5, 2013

Bumper Stickers

IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. 
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. 
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. 
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home. 
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. 
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. 
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. 
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? 
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. 
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Illiterate? Write For Help. 
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Honk If Anything Falls Off. 
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. 
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, 
But is Miles From The Next Exit. 
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits 
With An Unarmed Person. 
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! 
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. 
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back! 
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) 
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... 
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge 
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does 
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? 
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Ax Me About Ebonics. 
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. 
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Boldly Going Nowhere. 
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. 
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Heart Attacks:  God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends 
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Honk If You've Never Seen 
An Uzi Fired >From A Car Window. 
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down 
Before He Admits He is Lost? 
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. 
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.  
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AND Finally 



 
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED 
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

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