Three friends married women from different parts of the country .
The first man married a woman from Wisconsin.
 He told  her that she was to do the dishes and
 house cleaning.  It took a couple of days,  but on the third day, he 
came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put  away.

The second man married a woman from New York.

The second man married a woman from New York.
 He gave his wife orders that she was  to do all the cleaning,
 dishes and the cooking.   The first day he didn't see  any results, but
 the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his  house 
was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the  
table.

The third man married a girl from Missouri.

The third man married a girl from Missouri.
 He ordered her to keep the house cleaned,  dishes washed, lawn mowed, 
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every  meal.  He said the
 first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't  see 
anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he
  could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough 
that he  could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still 
has some  difficulty when he  pees.
 
 
  
 
 
  


 
 
2 comments:
That sate shouldn't even be in the union.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion...Seems a bit strong of a reaction to a joke though unless this really happened to you.
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