Redneck Primer

Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
Estate to his beloved widow . ....

But she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
 

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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,

" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies .........

"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar  

(bomb shelter, rec room, guest cabin, , , ,)



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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum

Drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox




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Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!! 
(If it had been invented by anyone else,

It would have been a teeth brush) 
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Redneck Time Out



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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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Redneck Weenie Roast 



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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Redneck Wheelchair


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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's

Mansion burned down?'Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library

Was a total loss too. Both books went poof . ... . Up in flames

And the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)

 

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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
And says to the driver, 'Got any I..D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 

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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

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Till next time