Sunday, November 11, 2012

Redneck Primer


Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
Estate to his beloved widow . ....
But she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler

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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies .........
"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
(bomb shelter, rec room, guest cabin, , , ,)


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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
Drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

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Redneck Mailbox


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Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!! 

(If it had been invented by anyone else,
It would have been a teeth brush) 
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Redneck Time Out


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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
 

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair

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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's
Mansion burned down?'Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library
Was a total loss too. Both books went poof . ... . Up in flames
And the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)

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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
And says to the driver, 'Got any I..D. ? ' . .

and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
 
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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Till next time

2 comments:

Mister Ornery said...

You do realize that you have received no hateful comments only because rednecks write in crayon on their monitors and then can't figure out how to send the message, don't you?

Bookworm said...

Mr. O,
If only I could have found a picture like you described...then I really would in the proverbial hot water. LOL