Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Blonde and the Coke Machine

The
Blonde
and the Coke Machine
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going
to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man
coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents,
studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came
 a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then
she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it
in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button
for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.


 She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it
 for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello
Yello. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who
had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.


"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly
replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"

6 comments:

BryM said...

LOL I never get tired of the blonde jokes!

Bookworm said...

Bry...
Probably politcally incorrect...but I agree with you...blonde jokes are fun.

Bookworm said...

Bry...
Politically incorrect that is...can't spell tonight. LOL

Skinny said...

Like this one.

Bookworm said...

Skinny,
Always have had liked blonde jokes.

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