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Men Are Created Equal"
...but not little boys and little girls.
throw a little girl a ball, and it will
probably hit her in the nose.
throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it.
Then it will hit him in the nose.
dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best,
and she'll look just as pretty when you finally
make it to church an hour later.
dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll
somehow find every mud puddle from your home
to the church, even if you're driving there.
rooms are usually messy.
rooms are usually messy,
except it's a good smelling mess.
girl will pick up a stick and look in
wonderment at what nature has made.
boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they
like to dress them up and play house with them.
boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls,
they like to tear off their appendages.
couldn't care less if their hair is unruly.
bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short,
girls would rather lock themselves in their
room for two weeks than be seen in public.
girls find mommy's makeup and almost
instinctively start painting their face.
boys find mommy's makeup and almost
instinctively start painting the walls.
girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed.
accidentally burps, he will follow it
with a dozen fake belches.
grow their fingernails long because
they're too lazy to cut them.
grow their fingernails long - not because they look
nice -but because they can dig them into a boys arm.
are attracted to boys, even at an early age.
early age, boys are attracted to dirt.
age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses.
age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad
kisses unless he bribes them with candy.
baby girls talk before boys do.
boys talk, they learn how
to make machine-gun noises.
will cry if someone dies in a movie.
will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've
watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
movie three times in a row.
girls turn into women.
boys turn into bigger boys.