Boys and Girls

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"All         Men Are Created Equal"         ...but not little boys and little girls.
	You         throw a little girl a ball, and it will         probably hit her in the nose.         You         throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it.         Then it will hit him in the nose.
	You         dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best,         and she'll look just as pretty when you finally         make it to church an hour later.         You         dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll          somehow find every mud puddle from your home         to the church, even if you're driving there.
	Boys'         rooms are usually messy.         Girls'         rooms are usually messy,         except it's a good smelling mess.
	A  baby         girl will pick up a stick and look in         wonderment at what nature has made.         A  baby         boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
	When         girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they         like to dress them up and play house with them.         When         boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls,         they like to tear off their appendages.
	Boys         couldn't care less if their hair is unruly.         If  their         bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short,         girls would rather lock themselves in their         room for two weeks than be seen in public.
	Baby         girls find mommy's makeup and almost         instinctively start painting their face.         Baby         boys find mommy's makeup and almost         instinctively start painting the walls.
	If  a         girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed.         If  a boy         accidentally burps, he will follow it         with a dozen fake belches.
	Boys         grow their fingernails long because         they're too lazy to cut them.         Girls         grow their fingernails long - not because they look         nice -but because they can dig them into a boys arm.
	Girls         are attracted to boys, even at an early age.         At  an         early age, boys are attracted to dirt.
	By  the         age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses.         By  the         age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad         kisses unless he bribes them with candy.
	Most         baby girls talk before boys do.         Before         boys talk, they learn how         to make machine-gun noises.
	Girls         will cry if someone dies in a movie.         Boys         will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've         watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"         movie three times in a row.
	Little         girls turn into women.         Little         boys turn into bigger boys.