STUTTERING CAT
A teacher is explaining
Biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that Stutter."
Biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that Stutter."
A little girl raises her
Hand. Saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
Hand. Saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing
How precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
Incident.
How precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
Incident.
"Well,'' she began, "I
Was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a
Running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our
Yard!"
Was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a
Running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our
Yard!"
The teacher exclaimed,
"That must've been scary!"
"That must've been scary!"
The little girl said,
"It sure was! My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss”
and before she could say
the Rottweiler ate her!"
"It sure was! My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss”
and before she could say
the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to
Leave the room.
4 comments:
I guess you have to BE a dog to appreciate THAT one. ; )
Bookworm:
It could happen. :^)
notacynic,
A dog or possibly a dog lover would appreciate this one...Unfortunately, my cats were not amused. LOL
Whit,
Indeed...especially with a rotweiler or pit bull in the mix. LOL
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