Friday, May 20, 2011

Stuttering Cat


STUTTERING CAT




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A teacher is explaining
Biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that Stutter."




A little girl raises her
Hand. Saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

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The teacher, knowing
How precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
Incident.




"Well,'' she began, "I
Was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a
Running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our
Yard!"

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The teacher exclaimed,
"That must've been scary!"




The little girl said,
"It sure was!  My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss”

and before she could say Photobucket the Rottweiler ate her!"

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The teacher had to
Leave the room.

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4 comments:

notacynic said...

I guess you have to BE a dog to appreciate THAT one. ; )

Whit's Whittlings2 said...

Bookworm:

It could happen. :^)

Bookworm said...

notacynic,
A dog or possibly a dog lover would appreciate this one...Unfortunately, my cats were not amused. LOL

Bookworm said...

Whit,
Indeed...especially with a rotweiler or pit bull in the mix. LOL