Bubba and Homer

Bubba and Homer
were sitting in back of their trailers, shooting the breeze.


Bubba asked Homer, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you wuz out
fishin'
an' I made love to yore wife, an' she got pregnant, would
that make us kin?"

Homer scratched his head for a bit then said,


 "I don't think so, but it shore would make us even."