A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does the 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
He never knew what hit him.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does the 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
He never knew what hit him.
HUSBAND DOWN on aisle 8
6 comments:
ouch, lesson learned.
The face cream probably would last longer. ; )
YF,
I think most guys would think it...but only the suicidal would put it in words. LOL
notacynic,
You could be right...but where's the fun or danger in that. LOL
Bookworm,
LOL doesn't do this one justice. Bud maybe she just didn't like Budweiser.
Mr O,
You could be right...I'm not a beer drinker so it would've stayed on the shelf...don't like wine so I couldn't be a wino...now Rum is a totally different matter...I could be a Rummie.
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