Saturday, June 11, 2011

Bubba and the Lawyer


Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is

It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin
People to
git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin
them fast food restaurants
Fer makin th em fat an cloggin their
arteries with all
Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista
Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions
 when she
Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."
"And that football player
 sued that university when he
Gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the
lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin .. . .
 What I want to know is, kin
I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly
women I slept with?"

4 comments:

BryM said...

TOO FUNNY!!

Whit's Whittlings2 said...

After you drink six beers, all women are beautiful. :^)

Bookworm said...

Bry,
This is one that I brought over from the Stream because it made me laugh. LOL

Bookworm said...

Whit,
Kinda like that old country song...The girls all get prettier at closing time...LOL