Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is
It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin
git cancer ?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin
them fast food restaurants
Fer makin th em fat an cloggin their
arteries with all
Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions
Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"And that football player
sued that university when he
Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the
"But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin .. . .
What I want to know is, kin
I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly
women I slept with?"