I thought you loved me!
You just wait ... I'll get even with you for this....
You said the water was warm!!
I don't like you anymore.....
I'm gonna sit here until you get the towel ... now go!
You're squeezing too tight ... look at my eyes ... they say "tilt"!
No, I am NOT your good kitty!
What's wrong with you people? This is cruel....and....WET!
Why can't I get any traction?
I wish I could get on my knees to pray
No, no, no, no! Damn it all ... I said "NO!"
How to clean your toilet
Instructions on how to clean your toilet :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Instructions on how to clean your toilet :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
The Dog
4 comments:
Ohhhhh that's wicked Ron. Have you ever given a cat a bath? We did Sophie one time when she had been sick and Lawdy you never heard such squalling and yawling at the top of her lungs. You would have thought we were killing her even though we were very gentle with her. She was undecided about the warm hair dryer. But she must have licked herself for over two hours after her bath. :)
Twink was the kitty that always got a shower...usually when he stuck his nose somewhere he shouldn't have and ended up with something in his fur. Cried...and looked like a drowned rat.
Man, those have gotta be the most mangy pictures of cats that I've seen. wonder how many scratches the owners have on their hands and arms.
Skinny,
My personal favorite was You're squeezing too tight...The cat's eyes are priceless.
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