Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Blonde and the Sheriff

The Sheriff & the Blonde
The
 local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out
for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"  "Eleven,"
she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I
 meant, but she's right."   Then he said, "What two days of the week
start with the letter 'T'?"

The blonde replied, "Today and
tomorrow." 

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a
correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now,
listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" asked the sheriff.


 The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard
for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why
don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" said the sheriff.


 So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor where her pals were
waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant.
"It went great! My first day on the job and I'm already working on a
murder case!"

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