Thursday, April 28, 2011

Blonde Detectives

Blonde Detectives
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become
 detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed
the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hid it. "This is
your suspect. How would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answered, "That's easy! We'll
catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
 policeman said, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his
Slightly flustered
 by this ridiculous response, he flashed the picture at the second
blonde and said, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggled, flipped her hair
and said, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
 policeman angrily replied, "What's the matter with you two? Of course
only one eye and one ear are showing, because this is a picture of his
profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he showed
the picture to the third blonde and said, in a very testy voice, "This
is your suspect. How would you recognize him?" He quickly added, "And
think hard before answering, so you don't say something completely


The blonde looked
at the picture intently for a moment and said, "Hmmmm...The suspect
wears contact lenses."
Contact Lenses... Pictures, Images and Photos
 policeman was stunned speechless, because he honestly didn't know
whether the suspect wore contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting
answer...Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file, and I'll
get back to you on that." He left the room and went to his office,
checked the suspect's file in his computer, and came back beaming.
"Wow!" he said, "I can't believe it...It's TRUE! The suspect does in
fact wear contact lenses. Good work! But how were you able to make such
an astute observation?"
 easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses, because he
only has one eye and one ear."


notacynic said...

Well then shouldn't it have been, "the suspect wears a contact lens"? Kind of ruins the joke, though.

Bookworm said...

I guess you're right...but after all, she was a blonde. LOL