One Night in a Bar

This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of
a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up,
announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out
the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table,
and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as
this man plummets to certain death.

However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he
rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands
gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally,
the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few
drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are
astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the
two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that.
He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the
ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land
on the ground with no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the
window again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to try
this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting
all over the ground.

Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the
bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says
"Superman, you can be a real ?#@*&%! when you're drunk!"