Dear Dog (a little cat humor)

 Dear Dog,

 

I am sooooo  sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint...

But things here at the house really are calmer now, and just to show you that there are no hard feelings between us, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me.

Best regards,
The Cat